i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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