Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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