All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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