I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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