Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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