I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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