You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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