You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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