fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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