This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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