so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
tell me about the fingering
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