Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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