we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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