new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My dick has a subreddit
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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