your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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