there was a trapeze. enough said
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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