his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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