For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Found the puke drawer
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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