I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
