i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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