My balls are so social today.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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