haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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