How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my being single is dangerous.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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