guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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