This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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