put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
