never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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