Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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