But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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