why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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