Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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