can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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