i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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