Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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