Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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