i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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