Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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