How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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