Can Purell be used as lube?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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