? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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