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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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