WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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