I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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