Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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