And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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