How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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