I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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