so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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