i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I've blown a few things in my day
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We got so high we made milksteak
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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