I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I believe in your delicious
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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