I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
