party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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