FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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